"Give
up that bitter black urine men call coffee. Ahh. Java devil, you are now my bitch." [The Tick addressing
an inanimate coffee machine]
"Everything dies.......even potatoes"
"You're on a first
name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it 'mister' lucidity... and that's no good in a pinch."
"Another urban myth dispelled... ninjas don't bounce"
"Well, I judge him, and
find him funny"
